"Is something unsatisfactory? Perhaps the colour of my tie?” "How do I look?" he asked, stretching his arms out and spinning in a quick circle. With a final snap of his fingers, Loki added a black tie with subtle gold chevrons that glittered when he shifted his feet. In their place were slim-fit black jeans, black leather motorcycle boots, and a perfectly tailored green button up shirt. Gone were his dress clothes, the fancy garments that the whole world could likely recognize the Trickster by. Bright green light flared from his fingertips and sparked in the depths of his eyes, and in the time it took Tony to blink, Loki had completely changed his appearance. "Your concern is commendable, but I am perfectly capable of handling myself, Tony," he insisted. getting called down on us if someone recognizes you." Hell, you can keep those pants on if you want. "Ten bucks says I got a nice button-up that'll fit you.
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Kinda recognizable, especially when you had your picture plastered all over the tv and internet. "I just don't think it's the best idea for you to go out wearing what you had on when you tried to take over the world.
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"Don't get me wrong- I love it when you dress like this." Stark smirked, dropping one eyelid in a quick wink. Act like you're actually gonna stay a while for once.' "I thought you enjoyed it when I." He'd shed his overcoat after Tony had told him something like ' kick back. "What is wrong with my attire?" He looked down at his clothing he was wearing his trademark gold, green, and black tunic and trousers. "Shall we?" Loki extended his hand, palm up, to Tony, elegantly bowing from the waist. "I hear 'Eastern Bloc' is lovely this time of night." You just caught me off guard." The Midgardian approached Loki slowly, adding an extra sway to his walk. "According to your Google, there are many different establishments available in this city. "Did you just ask me to take you to a gay bar?" Barely suppressing a sigh, he quickly added, "I am sorry if I upset you. "You seem opposed to the idea," Loki noted, allowing his arms to fall to his sides. The soldering iron in his hands fell to the floor, impacted with a hollow metallic ping.
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"I wish to experience one of your 'gay bars'," Loki interrupted, crossing his arms over his chest and glaring at Tony, as if daring him make up an excuse. "Loki, I'm really busy, okay? Can you save the criticism for another time?" "That would not have occurred, had you refrained from challenging Thor to yet another pointless duel." "Do you actually have a question? I'm pretty busy right now, what with your brother practically frying my suit with his lightning." " Midgardians." It would've been an insult, if not for the slight smile curling Loki's lips. Also shorthand for 'shit', if you're in a situation that doesn't allow cursing." Even after spending nearly a year with humans, their strange idiosyncrasies still occasionally caught him off guard.
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"Shoot.?" The Asgardian echoed, cocking his brow at the odd turn of phrase. "Shoot." Tony didn't look up from the repairs he was making to his newest model of Iron Man suit, though he did angle his body toward Loki.